Sarah Smiles, Crimson Liquid Slim Fast Diet

Saturday, December 30, 2000

I was recently thirsty. I went for a drive. I travelled the hills, with the hope to survive. I looked for a being, somewhat close to the end, someone with a deathwish, someone to befriend. Far up in the hills, just next to a brook, I stopped my small car, stopped for a look. I found him just quiet, and lost and alone, and looking for escape from a weight overbourne. I stooped and I kissed him, his pain went away. I stooped and he fed me, and his life fled away. I returned to my car, and started to drive, and thanked that poor soul, on who's blood I thrive.

posted by Sarah Smiles Saturday, December 30, 2000

Wednesday, December 27, 2000

Real-Vampires
From fancy to fact
and with wit to withhold,
striking the heart with
fear so bold that I shan't
venture out in this
miserable cold but
huddle in darkness
and cringe in the night,
this fucking damn heater
is broken alright.

It is cold and I'm bored
and I can't write a line
of verse or of text or
of prose that's sublime.
I'm buggered and buggered
by this god awful rhyme
you can't rap or dance to
or even keep time.

Nathan is silent, SG's sodding
drunk, no wonder this Yule
I'm in such a funk. It is
not just the talk, I'll
take any old hunk, who'll
hack up my dresser and
set fire to this junk.

I might break a nail
if I did it myself, so
where the hell's santa
or some bloody elf. I need
some heat action to
warm up myself.

This dead girl is frozen
and pissed and depressed,
and not making merry
along with the rest.
So I'm whining and bitching
and being a pest, but
you don't all live with me
for that you are blessed.

So goodnight you waifs
and you dead and your kin.
Be warm in your homes
when engaging in sin.
For hell is not fire
it's colder than hell;
I'm sitting there now,
and I know it so well.

posted by Sarah Smiles Wednesday, December 27, 2000

And also... Wolfgang Amadeus Moozart. She is INSANE! Can't you tell?
Here's what she has to say to account for herself.
Dear Sarah,
The King is a perfect Elvis. He has real hair and lovely eyelashes. His eyes are blue. He was magnificant at the Elvis Festival in Collingwood where he was the hit of the parade. He has lived at the corner of Church and Bloor and is now inside the Toronto Grace Hospital. They were his original sponsors.
Wolfgang Amadeus Moozart was sponsored by Sotheby's Auction House and was living in the reflecting pool outside Roy Thompson Hall for the summer. Right now he has gone to rest up in the Spa and will be joined by The King around January 2nd. There they will wait for their
major performance: They will be appearing at Marilyn Lastman's Art Ball at the Toronto Convention Centre (1200 guests) where they will be auctioned off live to support charities and art and olympics and other important causes.
These are important moose to watch. happy

posted by Sarah Smiles Wednesday, December 27, 2000

I just got a Guest Book signing from my POD's friend Happy Val some artist who made this image...

What a woman!

posted by Sarah Smiles Wednesday, December 27, 2000

Monday, December 25, 2000

Strange discussion on the genesis of vampires called: The Acrianage Theory. Yawn.

posted by Sarah Smiles Monday, December 25, 2000

Blech. Poem failing. All I've done today is to add a weather link to the bottom of this page.

posted by Sarah Smiles Monday, December 25, 2000

A poem, on demand:
Panda, impossibility in black and white,
reflects its own inscrutability
in vertical green wilderness
watched by a planet,
alone in its thoughts.

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Happy Yule, Hannuka, Xmas, etc. from your favorite Secretary of the Undead.

posted by Sarah Smiles Monday, December 25, 2000

Sunday, December 24, 2000

Hung with SG and Merced* at Les Vampires Chat tonight. Strange.

posted by Sarah Smiles Sunday, December 24, 2000

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